Sleeping

A Teacher fell asleep in class and Johnny went to her and said ''teacher, are you sleeping?''

Teacher: ''no!
 

Johnny: ''what were you doing then?''

...Teacher: ''I was talking to God!''

Then the next day, Johnny fell asleep as well.

The teacher woke him up and said, "Johnny, are you sleeping in my class?"

Johnny: "No!"

Teacher: "What are you doing then?"

Johnny: "I am talking to God as well"

Teacher shouted angrily, "what did your God say???!?!"

Johnny: "He said he never talked to you yesterday!"