Girls Nite out!

Two women friends had gone out for a girl's night out and were incredibly drunk.

Walking home they suddenly realized that they both needed to pee. There were near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to wipe and she used her undergarments and threw them away. Her friend however had a very expensive one and did not want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath and used it.

When they reached their respective homes they were stone drunk and were carried in by their husbands.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other guy and said: "These damn girls night out must be stopped. My wife came back last night without her panties."

The other man quipped:"That's nothing buddy, mine returned with a sympathy card stuck between her butt that said - "from all of us at the fire station we will never forget you" :D :P
heheheee lmao ;)